Success of the day

Today is apparently my aunt Erin's birthday, so we went to a bowling alley.
Today I have

1. gone bowling
2. was terrible at it until they put up those little gates that block off the gutters
3. got a strike
4. listened to Hannah Montana (wanting to throw a bowling ball at the radio if it wouldn't dislocate something)(and cost three million plus dollars)
5. almost suffocated on birthday cake which was 90% icing and 10% cake
6. now I am sore because ever try throwing an 8 pound weight at some pins for 2 hours straight?

The last time I went to a bowling alley, I was 4 years old and had to sit in a little room with 6 thousand other toddlers and watch Barney the Dinosaur. And I got stuck in one of those little red cars. Big suprise! NOBODY CARED. So while I tried to escape from the straitjacket car, which had fallen over sideways, Burdle was... I don't know where Burdle was. Maybe he had posessed the car, which we managed to cram 5 kids in and onto.