It's the thirteenth. And it's a Friday. This is supposed to mean
good things. But I'll be hiding and waiting for a meteor to squash me and not harm the rest of the planet. I have good luck just when I don't need it. (goes into somewhere with white walls and isn't coming out)
Hey. That is MY asylum. MY white walls. MY never coming out.
ReplyDeleteNow, if only I can get the pumpkin dressed as I tree and that's singing black hole zones out of here, I will be alone.
Oh great. He brought a friend named Bloo and who looks like a banana fly. Back, back I say. Nurse? Nurse?
Oh great. I forgot. I bit her and now she is a zombie too. Oh wait. Did you say today is Friday the 13th. Time to rain terror on unsuspecting passerby.
...You, um, never said anything about asylums. (locks you in the closet)
ReplyDelete(Stares at walls blankly.)
ReplyDeleteNice in here. So very nice.
And look at the lights!!!
They're so pretty.
Must be that strange drink that you gave me.
(turns the lights off)
ReplyDeleteHmm...
on off on off on off on off on off on off on off.
Oh, the fuse blew.
(gives you the bright light from the camper)