Monday, November 9, 2009

The Intelligence of Robin vs. The Stupidity of Batman

Right now we're watching the really old Batman movie made in 1966. So far, I have made a list.

The stupid ones:
Batman

The intelligent ones:
Robin
Alfred
EE (everyone else)

And then there's the riddles (and Robin's answers that somehow make sense)

What does a turkey flying backwards do?
Gobble up
What weighs six pounds, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun!
Conclusion: I think it was birds shall rule the world

What's yellow and writes?
A ballpoint banana
What are people in a hurry?
Russians
Conclusion: A Russian will slip on a banana peel and break her neck!!

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