Hiding

It's the thirteenth. And it's a Friday. This is supposed to mean good things. But I'll be hiding and waiting for a meteor to squash me and not harm the rest of the planet. I have good luck just when I don't need it. (goes into somewhere with white walls and isn't coming out)

The Intelligence of Robin vs. The Stupidity of Batman

Right now we're watching the really old Batman movie made in 1966. So far, I have made a list.

The stupid ones:
Batman

The intelligent ones:
Robin
Alfred
EE (everyone else)

And then there's the riddles (and Robin's answers that somehow make sense)

What does a turkey flying backwards do?
Gobble up
What weighs six pounds, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun!
Conclusion: I think it was birds shall rule the world

What's yellow and writes?
A ballpoint banana
What are people in a hurry?
Russians
Conclusion: A Russian will slip on a banana peel and break her neck!!

Success of the day

Today is apparently my aunt Erin's birthday, so we went to a bowling alley.
Today I have

1. gone bowling
2. was terrible at it until they put up those little gates that block off the gutters
3. got a strike
4. listened to Hannah Montana (wanting to throw a bowling ball at the radio if it wouldn't dislocate something)(and cost three million plus dollars)
5. almost suffocated on birthday cake which was 90% icing and 10% cake
6. now I am sore because ever try throwing an 8 pound weight at some pins for 2 hours straight?

The last time I went to a bowling alley, I was 4 years old and had to sit in a little room with 6 thousand other toddlers and watch Barney the Dinosaur. And I got stuck in one of those little red cars. Big suprise! NOBODY CARED. So while I tried to escape from the straitjacket car, which had fallen over sideways, Burdle was... I don't know where Burdle was. Maybe he had posessed the car, which we managed to cram 5 kids in and onto.

Brainwash the World!

We DID lose in Roll the Dice! We always get to one of the two last numbers and then we LOSE.
At least Keilee got somewhere.
Then we went to the park and to Aldi's with my friend Emily and then we ended up taking Emily home with us.
But in Aldi's, according to Emily there's thermal underwear. And then for the rest of the day we came up with plans to brainwash the world to
desire thermal underwear
desire thermal underwear
desire thermal underwear.

We're gonna lose again.

We're going to the Skate Castle tommorrow.
I bet 5 dollars we're gonna lose again in Roll The Dice.
Explainations later.

Llama

Llama.
Llama llama.
Llama llama llama llama-
Soup!
Llama.
Llama llama.
Llama llama llama llama-
This is getting boring.
I'm going to go destroy Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
Not being literal.
I mean virtually.
Or maybe I'll go broke buying DS games and refund them all a second later.
Maybe I should change my blog layout.
Again.

Computer games

Have got to be the hardest kind. Either that or I stay up too late playing them because they're that hard.
Penguin.

Brother's Idea. Not mine.

Come to think of it, is any idea mine?

But my younger brother wants me to post a memoir of Cricky.

"It was a cricket.
It was squashed.
It's ghost haunts my nose."

I'm done now.

Sigh
I worry too much

GET HIM TO STOP

Welcome to my planet. In the mornings I sleep till ten. Then I try to get my younger brother to shut up. This so far has led to somebody storming into the other room. Then I eat and try to get said brother to shut up again.
Repeat until sundown, when we train for our superhero mission in Honolulu, and that's when somebody ends up kicking said brother, who is also a smart aleck. And he makes painfully good points. Grrr.

Just for good measure!

Just for good measure,
Another list of stupid questions!

1. Why do I make lists?
2. How can you beat a video game in 10.56 seconds?
3. What is the purpose of life other than 42 or 11?
4. Will time travel NOT ruin everything?
5. When will the oceans turn to yogurt?
6. What flavor will the yogurt be?
7. Or will it be tapioca pudding?
8. Should I stop now?

We may never know

To all of those who are wondering why I never post poems and all of that,
I'M NEVER TELLING.
Actually that's because I'm still trying to figure out a reason. Shrug.