Failkinz

Webkinz has decided to make a warthog for April. Ordinary, right?
Wrong.

According to the Pet Description, they love to "trot in the tundra".

Does anybody else notice what is wrong here?

WARTHOGS
DO NOT
LIVE
IN
ALASKA.


But then there's the other insults to animals they created. For one, there's this pink dog with sparkles on it. 
For two, there's this rainbow armadillo that looks more like it should be a Webkinz Jr., which by the way, are these overstuffed Webkinz they designed for kids 3-6 with too much free time and money (the things are 20 dollars apiece) and the ability to carry around something half their size.  I think they should stop making animals that don't exist and they know nobody is going to buy them anyway and they should make animals that do exist. Like a sea turtle at least. And the thing has been around for 5 years and they still don't have a hamster.