Friday, October 23, 2009

My mind went into overdrive today.

List of stupid questions nobody knows the answers to:
  1. Is the Cat in the Hat's hat red with white stripes or white with red stripes?
  2. WHO IS THEY?!
  3. Will a Fur Real animal eat my soul?
  4. Is it possible to replace the batteries in a Kid's Meal toy without A. Killing yourself or B. Destroying something or C. Becoming radioactive and King Kong Jr.?
  5. Is it raining?
  6. How do you get your brother out of a room that is technically not yours but you don't want him sticking around anyhow?
  7. How do you tell if you're about to slay the end boss but there's no health meters but your own?
Answers will be rewarded with 30-day bragging rights and lack of acupoketure if requested.
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  1. KaityOctober 23, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    1. Red with white stripes
    2. No one knows.
    3. Maybe. I bet they could find your left elbow, at the very least.
    4. Only if you're superman.
    5. Somewhere, I'm sure, but not here.
    6. Tell him to leave. If he declines, throw a pillow at his head.
    7. You don't. Most of the time though, half-way through the boss will start using new attack patterns.

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