Hiding

It's the thirteenth. And it's a Friday. This is supposed to mean good things. But I'll be hiding and waiting for a meteor to squash me and not harm the rest of the planet. I have good luck just when I don't need it. (goes into somewhere with white walls and isn't coming out)

Success of the day

Today is apparently my aunt Erin's birthday, so we went to a bowling alley.
Today I have

1. gone bowling
2. was terrible at it until they put up those little gates that block off the gutters
3. got a strike
4. listened to Hannah Montana (wanting to throw a bowling ball at the radio if it wouldn't dislocate something)(and cost three million plus dollars)
5. almost suffocated on birthday cake which was 90% icing and 10% cake
6. now I am sore because ever try throwing an 8 pound weight at some pins for 2 hours straight?

The last time I went to a bowling alley, I was 4 years old and had to sit in a little room with 6 thousand other toddlers and watch Barney the Dinosaur. And I got stuck in one of those little red cars. Big suprise! NOBODY CARED. So while I tried to escape from the straitjacket car, which had fallen over sideways, Burdle was... I don't know where Burdle was. Maybe he had posessed the car, which we managed to cram 5 kids in and onto.

We're gonna lose again.

We're going to the Skate Castle tommorrow.
I bet 5 dollars we're gonna lose again in Roll The Dice.
Explainations later.

Llama

Llama.
Llama llama.
Llama llama llama llama-
Soup!
Llama.
Llama llama.
Llama llama llama llama-
This is getting boring.
I'm going to go destroy Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
Not being literal.
I mean virtually.
Or maybe I'll go broke buying DS games and refund them all a second later.
Maybe I should change my blog layout.
Again.

Computer games

Have got to be the hardest kind. Either that or I stay up too late playing them because they're that hard.
Penguin.

Brother's Idea. Not mine.

Come to think of it, is any idea mine?

But my younger brother wants me to post a memoir of Cricky.

"It was a cricket.
It was squashed.
It's ghost haunts my nose."

I'm done now.

Just for good measure!

Just for good measure,
Another list of stupid questions!

1. Why do I make lists?
2. How can you beat a video game in 10.56 seconds?
3. What is the purpose of life other than 42 or 11?
4. Will time travel NOT ruin everything?
5. When will the oceans turn to yogurt?
6. What flavor will the yogurt be?
7. Or will it be tapioca pudding?
8. Should I stop now?

Happy halloween

Or it would be if it wasn't 43 degrees outside. We'll all freeze. So I'm stuck here rather than There.
I went into the woods today and the stream is running about 30 miles an hour. There's a hill across from it, and I decided, "oh, why not," and started walk/climbing up it. And at the top...
...There's a pasture with about ten or so cows in it. And either a rabbit or a large chihuahua. Well, I'd been expecting something along the lines of 1) another hill 2) a cliff, or 3) A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, or even better, a lake, but no. All I get is a barbed wire fence, a rabbit dog, some cows and an almost 90 degree angled hill. So I walk/fall back down the darned hill, get to the bottom, make an arrow out of dead, damp sticks pointing up the hill so I know where the newly eroded trail is, cross the stream, get lost because I can't find the trail from our pasture to the woods, climb up another hill, find another pasture, get lost trying to get back from THERE, find a nine-foot tall cliff which, if I fell off of, would send me into the creek which is five inches deep, run from there, find the trail, get about a hundred feet from the trailhead, sit down on a log, which breaks, get back home, where I find out I'd spent less than an hour in the woods, also find out we're all going to FREEZE for said reasons.
Nothing is continuing to operate.
That and the movies Mom rented are going to kill me.

My mind went into overdrive today.

List of stupid questions nobody knows the answers to:

1. Is the Cat in the Hat's hat red with white stripes or white with red stripes?
2. WHO IS THEY?!
3. Will a Fur Real animal eat my soul?
4. Is it possible to replace the batteries in a Kid's Meal toy without A. Killing yourself or B. Destroying something or C. Becoming radioactive and King Kong Jr.?
5. Is it raining?
6. How do you get your brother out of a room that is technically not yours but you don't want him sticking around anyhow?
7. How do you tell if you're about to slay the end boss but there's no health meters but your own?

Answers will be rewarded with 30-day bragging rights and lack of acupoketure if requested.