Jacob's Song: 101 Ways to Die Abnormally

(really, it's only sixteen)

Be vaporized by Spock
Get your face eaten by a hawk
Be crushed by a piano
Get cursed to die by a pharaoh
Get shot by an arrow
Fall off a cliff after winning a Camaro
Getting impaled on a toothbrush and
Getting shot by an insane Russian
Listening to my sister sing
Getting killed by the girl in The Ring
Get your head crushed by the Thing
Getting blinded by too much bling

This is a song we like to sing
Makes you feel like you could die from anything
Anytime
Oh my God I can't think of another rhyme

You got left alone
Died from too much cologne
Cologne put you in pain
Why didn't you listen to Train?
Get killed by a werewolf bite
We have to leave early tonight
There's zombies out there and
You freaking hate our band

This is a song we like to sing

Makes you feel like you could die from anything

Anytime

Oh my God I can't think of another rhyme

101 Ways to Die Abnormally
Written by Jacob 
Co-written by me
Has not been recorded yet