Jacob's Song: Why the duct tape did I sign up for this job?

I was Wikipedia-ing stuff, and I found this thing called Longplayer. It's a song that's scheduled to play for one thousand years. Before I could explain it to Jake, he got the idea that they got a bunch of guys to play music nonstop for one thousand years. so he made up an impromptu song. Actually wherever it says duct tape it's actually something R-rated, so... (Hey Britney the Duct Tape usage guide has been put to use!)


Why The Duct Tape Did I Sign Up For This Job?!


Why why why
The duct tape duct tape duct tape 
Did I sign up for this song?
The pay is bad
But the music's rad
But the surfers they do throng


But but but
I'm stuck
Playing this duct tape-ing song
For one thousand years
Pound to my ears
I have to sing
This duct tape song


Jake has copysomethingwrited this song.


All those who put it on the Internet SHALL DIE. 


All those who put it on the Internet shall recieve a harsh warning and get chewed out by Mr. Resetti. 


Next week: A song about the lackeys to the people who sing for one thousand years.
Note: Jacob shall post a song (correction: He'll sing it and I'll type it) once a week.
If all goes as planned. 


Longplayer is actually a piece of music that is designed to last for one thousand years. It started to play on January 1 2000, and if all goes as planned, it will play until December 31, 2999, and then restart. The point to all of this is, during the whole one thousand years, the music will not repeat itself. More information on Wikipedia, I don't like typing really long thingys I have to look up first.