Today is my birthday! I'm 12 now :-) I got a Webkinz black polka-dot fish and 2 Webkinz dogs, who I am going to name (this might sound unoriginal I know) Charelette and Charlie. Also Kaitlin made me a little Irish yarn doll who shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD (with competition from Lucky who spontaneously decided she's taking over the world too) and Emily wrote the infamous Ode to Chandler. No, I am not a Num.
I adopted the Webkinz fish onto the Webkinz World, and I named her Slowpoke. Now I have a stove in my Webkinz World house! (Hey Keilee... I think I'll move it directly in front of the couch! Remind you of anything?)
But there's a scary thing about Slowpoke... for 1, you can apparently bathe fish. For 2, you can brush her nonexistent teeth. Creeeeeepyyyyy... For 3, you can put furniture that belongs above water into an underwater room. For 4, Mr. Zoogles, Ben's Googles, has been jumping on a trampoline for the past... since January 16. He's GOT to be tired by now.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Jacob's Song: Why the duct tape did I sign up for this job?
I was Wikipedia-ing stuff, and I found this thing called Longplayer. It's a song that's scheduled to play for one thousand years. Before I could explain it to Jake, he got the idea that they got a bunch of guys to play music nonstop for one thousand years. so he made up an impromptu song. Actually wherever it says duct tape it's actually something R-rated, so... (Hey Britney the Duct Tape usage guide has been put to use!)
Why The Duct Tape Did I Sign Up For This Job?!
Why why why
The duct tape duct tape duct tape
Did I sign up for this song?
The pay is bad
But the music's rad
But the surfers they do throng
But but but
I'm stuck
Playing this duct tape-ing song
For one thousand years
Pound to my ears
I have to sing
This duct tape song
Jake hascopysomethingwrited this song.
All those who put it on the Internet SHALL DIE.
All those who put it on the Internet shall recieve a harsh warning and get chewed out by Mr. Resetti.
Next week: A song about the lackeys to the people who sing for one thousand years.
Note: Jacob shall post a song (correction: He'll sing it and I'll type it) once a week.
If all goes as planned.
Longplayer is actually a piece of music that is designed to last for one thousand years. It started to play on January 1 2000, and if all goes as planned, it will play until December 31, 2999, and then restart. The point to all of this is, during the whole one thousand years, the music will not repeat itself. More information on Wikipedia, I don't like typing really long thingys I have to look up first.
Why The Duct Tape Did I Sign Up For This Job?!
Why why why
The duct tape duct tape duct tape
Did I sign up for this song?
The pay is bad
But the music's rad
But the surfers they do throng
But but but
I'm stuck
Playing this duct tape-ing song
For one thousand years
Pound to my ears
I have to sing
This duct tape song
Jake has
All those who put it on the Internet shall recieve a harsh warning and get chewed out by Mr. Resetti.
Next week: A song about the lackeys to the people who sing for one thousand years.
Note: Jacob shall post a song (correction: He'll sing it and I'll type it) once a week.
If all goes as planned.
Longplayer is actually a piece of music that is designed to last for one thousand years. It started to play on January 1 2000, and if all goes as planned, it will play until December 31, 2999, and then restart. The point to all of this is, during the whole one thousand years, the music will not repeat itself. More information on Wikipedia, I don't like typing really long thingys I have to look up first.
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Ben: What's your favorite movie?
Jake: (after a short pause) (singing) STAR WARS!!!
B: Besides star wars?
J: (short pause) (singing) ANGEL!!!
Chandler: (overhearing from the next room) That's a series!
B: What's your favorite movie besides Angel and Star wars
J: DAVID THE BARBARIAN!!!!
B: That's not a movie!
J: Yes it is. Chandler, tell Ben David the Barbarian is a movie.
C: Uhhh....
J: My favorite movie is Star Wars.
B: That's everybody's favorite movie!
J: Live with it!
J: Alright then, all knowing one. What is your favorite movie?
B: I don't have a favorite movie. At least I don't know what my favorite movie is!
Random Spontaneous Post!
This is taking forever
forever
forever
This is taking forever
'Cos the Internet's so SLOW.
There's nothing
else to say
It's been raining
for days
This is taking forever
'Cos the Internet's so SLOW.
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see more dog and puppy pictures
It looks like Dixie!
Also I changed my bedroom layout last night and it took five hours. But now you can walk without having to jump over things. Just keep on the right side of the first doorway or you'll run into the Guinea pig cage... and bye-bye piggies. Or they'll escape and be free, free, FREE!!!!!!
"I got 2 hamsters for my birthday and now there's 27 of them."
"Pretty soon they'll take over."
-Thrillville
In speaking of Thrillville, we got it yesterday. It's a Wii game where you're the new park manager and you run around (you can break the sound barrier) and you talk to people and you have an amusement park and you build roller coasters and shops and all of that. Only
You can make the coasters crash and the riders jump out in parachutes (they love it)
You can place games in your park and play them (there's 50) (including this one called Bandito Chinchilla but it's a chihuahua, not a chinchilla)
Ummmmm... You can possess people (it's really complicated)
You can ride the roller coasters
We also got Spectrobes Origins for the Wii, which has a drop-in drop-out 2 player co-op (Jake and Ben are playing it right now).
Mom got this thing called Opoona... it's the strangest Wii game I've seen... you're this little short person with a dome-shaped head and your only weapon is an orb (or orbs) which floats above your head unless you're a sage in which case the orb is under your feet... It's really odd...
I got a DS game. It's the Cooking Mama 2 thingy. It's quite strange. But then again everything is. NOTHING MAKES SENSE
...I just live here.
forever
forever
This is taking forever
'Cos the Internet's so SLOW.
There's nothing
else to say
It's been raining
for days
This is taking forever
'Cos the Internet's so SLOW.
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see more dog and puppy pictures
It looks like Dixie!
Also I changed my bedroom layout last night and it took five hours. But now you can walk without having to jump over things. Just keep on the right side of the first doorway or you'll run into the Guinea pig cage... and bye-bye piggies. Or they'll escape and be free, free, FREE!!!!!!
"I got 2 hamsters for my birthday and now there's 27 of them."
"Pretty soon they'll take over."
-Thrillville
In speaking of Thrillville, we got it yesterday. It's a Wii game where you're the new park manager and you run around (you can break the sound barrier) and you talk to people and you have an amusement park and you build roller coasters and shops and all of that. Only
You can make the coasters crash and the riders jump out in parachutes (they love it)
You can place games in your park and play them (there's 50) (including this one called Bandito Chinchilla but it's a chihuahua, not a chinchilla)
Ummmmm... You can possess people (it's really complicated)
You can ride the roller coasters
We also got Spectrobes Origins for the Wii, which has a drop-in drop-out 2 player co-op (Jake and Ben are playing it right now).
Mom got this thing called Opoona... it's the strangest Wii game I've seen... you're this little short person with a dome-shaped head and your only weapon is an orb (or orbs) which floats above your head unless you're a sage in which case the orb is under your feet... It's really odd...
I got a DS game. It's the Cooking Mama 2 thingy. It's quite strange. But then again everything is. NOTHING MAKES SENSE
...I just live here.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
The Answer
see more Funny Graphs
"Well, to have an answer you have to have the question first."
"But it's the question! To everything!"
"Well, I thought it over quite thoroughly..."
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