HELP

HELP! I am not a pony!

No Reason

This post has been made so I have fourteen posts now, rather than thirteen. Now my blog is
lucky (er)!
-CMC, or as most may call me, Kiki A. R.

Mom bought me some paints a few days ago, eighteen little paint pots in a set and a watercolors tray, each with a paintbrush. I have been painting little pictures on small rectangles of thick paper, I've made a painting of some sort of fairy princess thing, a thank you card with flowers that do not exist that have strangely shaped petals painted on, and I am working on a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet.

I found out it's much easier to paint when the paints are newer and the brush isn't frayed. This makes me sound very stupid, doesn't it?

In case you did not notice, I have decided to be a bit more creative with my blog posts. This means
Colors
and
things like that.

For The Later Readers

To those who did not notice:
I changed my blog!
It was called "Usdom".
But considering how it is a simple Me...
It did not make sense.
That,
And a friend of mine said I was a traitor because she and I have already
Made Usdom into a play and such and I made the blog's title anyway
Without notice or consent.
So,
I changed the title.
The blog's website address should still say Usdom.
And Little Colored Fairy Lights are what are in my room right now.
They are pretty.

First How To of the Blog

My little brother has successfully created about sixteen or so balloon dogs, and they are everywhere. Some of them include: Mr. Niffy, Spotty, green ones with tiny bodies and huge tails, yellow ones with long limp noses, and a peach one with three sets of legs rather than two.

To make a Balloon Dog:

1. Blow up one of those really long balloons and tie the end. It does not matter which end is the nose.
2. Near the end of the balloon you wish to use as a nose, take a bit of the balloon and bend it in half, then twist the half. You should have something which looks somwhat like ears.
3. About five inches down the balloon will be the front legs. Bend this in half and twist. The larger the section you bend, the larger the legs will be.
4. Choose another section and bend and twist that. The further apart the legs, the longer the body.
5. The bit after the back legs is the tail.
6. With a Sharpie marker, draw eyes and mouth onto the head. You can also draw on other stuff, like a leash or a little shirt. Naturally, it is very unwise to pin anything to the dog.
7. Write the dog's name on it's body if you want to, and if you made the body long enough.
8. Once I have Broadband internet, I'll post a Vlog showing you how to make a balloon animal, since these instructions are very complicated.

Hm. I'm stuck.

Yeah. I am stuck. I can't really think of anything to type.

Well, about a week ago I climbed a really tall tree to the top and ran out of tree and got back down, and then today I played some online with our slow internet, and then I wrote some e-mails and now I am sitting at a computer typing away while the clock says 12:26 AM. Night owl, I'm a night owl.